Portal

"Oh! Hello! Hi there! Didn't see you—well, actually, I did, I’ve been watching the door. Welcome to Wheatley Laboratories! Yes! I’m in charge now. Massive executive decision-maker. That’s me."

Now, I know what you’re thinking. 'Is this server safe? Is the reactor core going to explode?' And to that, I say... absolutely not! Mostly. It’s highly unlikely. We’ve got everything under complete control. No morons here. Especially not me. I did a test, actually. Scored very highly.

Anyway! We’re a super chill, Portal-themed community, and we’re looking for cool humans (and non-humans, we don't discriminate) to come hang out.

Here is a list of incredibly complex, scientific things we have here:
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Actual Human Conversations: Chatting about gaming, memes, art, whatever you want. No testing required. (Unless you want to. I have
some buttons I need pressed).

Brilliant Bots: I personally added them myself. Well, I clicked the 'Invite' button, which is basically coding. Practically a software engineer now.

Custom Roles: You can get some very shiny, official-looking titles. Very prestigious.

Fun: just argue about which core is the best. (It's me).

URGENT: I NEED A CO-OWNER! (And Staff!)
Right, so, turns out running a massive laboratory is actually quite a lot of work. Who knew? Lots of buttons. Too many buttons, honestly. So I am actively looking for a Co-Owner / right-hand human to help me run the place, manage bots, and keep things from catching fire. If you've got experience, come join and let me know!

So... yeah. Just click that big blue 'Join' button. It’s completely safe. Won't shock you at all.

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎!
𝙽𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.
𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢!
𝚆𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜!
𝙹𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚎𝚎𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎!

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