“I used to be a depressed virgin”

I used to be a depressed virgin, My dog had died, My family had disowned me and I had a chronic gooning issue regarding to nikacado.

Things were not looking up for and I was holding a rope in my hand but before I could do anything my phone flashed…..
it was an invite to this server.
I joined this server and my life changed!

My dog came back to life!
My balls dropped!
My family took me back in!
I don’t goon to nikacado anymore!
And best of all!
I’m not depressed anymore!

I’m still a virgin tho this server won’t change that for you.