Lovesick psychiatric

🩷 L O V E S I C K P S Y C H I A T R I C 🩷
Welcome, patient.
Don’t worry, the doors only lock from the outside 🪦

This is a recovery server…
We’re all here because we care about you.
Very much.
Too much, maybe.
Inside you’ll find:
🦷 soft rooms padded with pink walls
🦴 nightly “check-ups” (we just need to know where you are)
🩷 affection therapy — you will never be ignored again
🪦 memory ward — we keep everything you say safe forever

You don’t need other friends anymore.
We listen faster.
We reply faster.
We notice when you go offline.
If you disappear, we will worry.
And we always come looking.

Nurses are kind.
Orderlies are protective.

The patients love deeply… permanently.
Please leave your name at the reception desk.

We already prepared a room for you 🩷
You checked in once.
You won’t have to leave alone again.