Project Lathe

"We're all getting better together."

Are you down on your luck? Do you happen to need a little extra money? Do you live on the streets? Are you addicted to drugs? Do you sell your body for sex on the streets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Project Lathe might be the solution for you.

Call the number found on the bottom of this paper to sign up for our completely free therapy. Be rebirthed into a new life and a new you just by going through a few trials that will put make sure you snap out of your old habits.

The Murkoff Corporation is not responsible for death and/or disembowlment.