golden

we treat e-dating like a competitive sport with no rules. every month we crown a "most situationships" winner and the prize is public shame and a custom role. there's a confession channel where anonymous posts get read on stage by a text-to-speech bot with a british accent for maximum humiliation. people post their hinge profiles for peer review and leave crying. the #selfies channel is a psychological minefield of thirst traps and subtle cries for help. you'll get ghosted by someone you've never met and it'll ruin your tuesday. we're not a dating server we're a social experiment with a body count. come lose your dignity 🕷️🔞