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🔥 Mr Yahu HQ

Welcome to Mr Yahu HQ — where our Valorant aim is questionable, our sleep schedules are destroyed, and every ranked game becomes a psychological experiment.

What we do:

Queue ranked and lose RR together
Yell in VC like it’s esports finals
Post cursed clips & unfunny memes
Blame lag instead of improving
Make terrible financial decisions in the skin shop
Survive on caffeine and bad calls

Whether you’re cracked or completely washed, you’ll fit right in.
Join the HQ and watch your mental stability slowly disappear 🔥

Fakecels
Official 2025–2026 Blackpill Simulation & Meme Cemetery
Welcome to Fakecels — the server where everyone is simultaneously

a 5'2 balding Norwood 7
a 6'4 gigachad jawline merchant
a depressed 4.5 PSL theorycel
and a 200k+ income crypto bro

Pick your poison, wear your most ridiculous mask, and cope accordingly.
What we actually do here:

Post the most outrageous blackpill copes & ropecel bait
Rate each other’s fakecel personas (the worse the lie the better)
Chadfish competitions with zero shame
“Just be confident” speedrun disrespecting
Ascendmogging / surgerymaxxing / statusmaxxing / delusionmaxxing discourse
Tragic gym selfies taken at 67° angles
Rare PEPE crying wojaks dropped at 3:47 AM
Occasionally serious mental health vents get brutally ratio’d (proceed with caution)

Core server commandments

Every selfie must be either heavily edited or obviously satirical
If someone posts “my face reveal”, everyone must reply with a different person
Saying “it’s over” unironically gets you timed out for 24 hours
The more you seethe about height the more people will call you 6'2 in voice chat

Current roles you can earn:
Fakecel • Ropefuel • 2.5 PSL War Criminal • Jawlet • Moneyfacemaxxer • 90th Percentile Delusional • Coper of the Month • Actually Attractive (bannable offense)
If you're tired of normalcel servers pretending to be blackpilled while everyone is secretly 6'1+ — this is the place where the mask mandate is to never take the mask off.
Join at your own cope. 💀