Epic: The Bald Saga

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🎭 Time to shave.
🎶 Your head over where you stand.
🧴 Your hairline is in my hands.
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A chaotic, beautiful parody of EPIC the Musical
but everyone's just... bald.
Like, gloriously bald. Like Odysseus with a shine.
They shaved the sirens.
Polyphemus waxed his single brow.
The Trojan horse? A wig stand now.

We're looking for:
💿 Conditioners – our VAs & singers!
📢 Split Ends – our chaotic advertisers (frayed but fabulous)
🧼 Shavers – the ones who keep this scalp clean (mods)
🐜 And of course, all the supportive souls:
💇‍♀️ Hairstrands & 🦠 Lice – loyal listeners and bald enjoyers who just vibe with the final product ✨

🌿 Sing.
🪮 Cope.
👩‍🦲 Not affiliated with sanity.