There is no limited to the larp!

Fuck you, Larp City! If you're smart enough to join a new server this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to LARP CITY!

Good deals! Diggas that larp! Gooners!

If you think you can find a bargain at Larp City, you can larp my ass!

It's our belief that you're such a nice guy that you'll join this server! guaranteed!

If you find a better deal, shove it up your dumptruck! That's right, shove it up your dumptruck!

Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your e-girl! We'll fuck her! That's right, we'll fuck your e-girl!

Because at Larp City, you are fucked six ways from sunday!

Take a hike to Larp City, the home of challenge larping! That's right challenge larping!

How does it work? If you can larp six feet in the air straight up and not run out of larp energy, you get 10 cowency!

Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us! or we'll rip your nuts off!

Only at Larp city! The only city that tells you to -Join Now!-

Hurry up, Larper! This event ends the minute after you press the invite button, and you better not leave or you're a dead diggawigga.

Go to LARP CITY! Larp City: Discord's filtiest and exclusive home of the goofiest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland! Guaranteed!